"I always liked the road itself better..."

Valentine’s Day is about sappy bullshit, sex, lingerie and candy.

Which is truly pointless since you’ll look wretched in the lingerie once you eat all that blasted candy…

My day will be filled with radio and Boston Common Frog Pond Go-ers. 

So if anyone REALLY wants to win me over, let’s talk about the necessities. Like docs for instance. I might agree to put aside my cynicism for a hot second if one were to try and capture my heart with these….just sayin’